Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
sitting in my room eating a boneless rib tv dinner, and listening to taylor swift's love story, and i sharted. had to finish the ribs and hear the end of the song before i went to the bathroom to wipe.
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
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When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
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I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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