Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
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We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
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I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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