mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
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I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
I asked a lamppost to be my valentine. Also: I'm wearing a sombrero. We need more sombrero in our lives.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
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Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
I need to start journaling my drunk thoughts. Drunk me is fucking brilliant & sober me is missing out.
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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