I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
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dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
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Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
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