Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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