i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
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I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
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I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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