I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
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No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
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maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
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