She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
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Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
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I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
we should paint friendship bongs
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