we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
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Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
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SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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