I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
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