I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
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I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
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Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
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