I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
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The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
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That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
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