is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
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She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
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Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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