when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
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I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
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Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
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