Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
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You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
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It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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