YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
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I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
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Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
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