Cold hands, warm shart.
You ever start fucking a girl and realize she kinda looks like your mom?
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
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Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
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2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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