whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
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Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
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ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
Tinder date just called. I was supposed to be there 30 minutes ago but I'm on a 27 game win streak in Park...?
Fuck that man! Tell her your dog died or something. Reschedule that shit, you can't stop 2K at a time like that. Ball is life bro... Priorities.
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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