Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
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Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
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I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
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