That's when you crack a 10am beer
fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
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I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
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She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
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