Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
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I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
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I hate about 85% of people that I meet. I'm an awful person. In reality my only redeeming qualities are my face, my amazing scissoring skills and the fact that children love me.
True on all accounts.
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
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So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
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