Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
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You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
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He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
You're breaking my sexual little heart
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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