so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
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We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
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I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
I could fuck to npr.
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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