I forgot how hot balto sounded
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
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how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
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I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
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