with your own penis?
I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
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I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
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SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
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