if i died would you start the facebook group?
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
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He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
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Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
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