Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
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Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
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He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
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