i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
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Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
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I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
You are a genius and a whore.
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
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