And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
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Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
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I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
Do you have feelings for this penis?
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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