Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
I woke up to a topless girl handing me a blunt. Candidate for greatest wake-up ever?
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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