After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
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I can't make this stuff up. Your ex is singing I Will Survive on the karaoke.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
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The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
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