Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
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He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
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You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
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