I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
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I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
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exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
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