I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
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just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
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Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
Hey man, when I left for work she was laying on the couch naked cuddling your keurig, can you clean that mess up?
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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