Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
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Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
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He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
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I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
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