flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
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wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
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At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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