I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
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Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
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Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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