Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
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Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
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Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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