She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
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all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
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no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
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