i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
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You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
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Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
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