Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
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It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
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Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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