i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
you were carrying around a glass of vodka telling everyone it was Russian water
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
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I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
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I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
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