Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
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I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
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His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Turns out the bartender I fucked is the bar owner. WHY THE FUCK DO I PAY FOR HALF MY DRINKS? IS SEX NOT TIP ENOUGH?
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
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