even my farts smell like vagina
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
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looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
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She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
I can't trust your balls anymore.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
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