what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I was in the bathroom and heard my brother scream "YOU FAIL!!!", and I swear to GOD, I thought my penis was yelling at me.
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
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This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
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I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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