Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
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We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
I enjoy the company of your penis
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