so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
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Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
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I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
My dad just said "fuck circus"
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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