How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
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Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
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I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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