it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
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Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
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WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
Drunk purchased a negligee, plan b, keds and Himalayan salt shot glasses.. there’s only one reasonable purchase there, and we both know it’s not the sneakers
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
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