You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
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I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
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You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
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